Like all enduring drinks, named simply and aptly.

Reader, may you one day have the pleasure of getting a lot of people to want to drink something. This drink stirred into existence one St Lucy's Day because these were the only ingredients left. Won persuasive approval. Tastes (maybe) 'like Orangina.' [*]

Kennedy

   2 oz gin
   5 oz tonic
   cubed ice
   cocktail furniture
   splashes orange juice, grapefruit juice, white grape juice